1st quiz: My cute name is...

1)the first 2 letters of your name:
Ja

2) the second and third letter of your middle name:
ia

3) the 3rd letter in your last name:
s

4) the letter a:
a

5) put it all together
Jaiasa?

Result: My cute name is Mearea
...Jaiasa. Uh. Wtf. How is that cute?

2nd quiz: I (...) because (...)

Favorite color:
blue=I hugged
red=I kissed
orange=I slapped
yellow=I striped
green=I raped
purple=I kicked
black=I ate
pink=I mooned

Month born in:
January=barbie doll
February=a teddy bear
March=my sister
April=my brother
May=a candy rapper
June=a stranger
July=my dad
August=my mom
September=my best friend
October=my boy/girl friend
November=my cat
December= my dog

Favorite soda:
coke=because I was bored
pepsi=because I wanted to
root bear=because my mom told me to :]
sprite/7up=because it was sexy :-*
orange soda=because I hate you >
grape soda=because it was funny
cream soda= because I'm an angel o
Mountain Dew=because I'm dramatic :-!
Sierra Mist=because I was dared :'(
I don't like soda= because I'm hot :-*

Result: I hugged, then kicked my boyfriend because it was sexy.

3rd quiz: I am a ___ ___ ___ ___

Hair Color:
Brown- Sexy
Blonde- Loving
Black-Emo
Red- Hyper
other -crazy

Shirt Color:
Blue- Bitch
black- ninja
white- Paint
red- T.V
green- millionaire
pink- barbie
multi colored- sugar cookie
grey- evil
other- makeup

Eye Color:
Brown- who glomped
Blue- who raped
Hazel- who stole
Green- who ate
Grey- who killed
other- who yelled at

Type Of Pants:
Jeans- Patrick Stump
Skirt- Miley Cyrus
shorts- Paris Hilton
sweats- Brad Pitt
capris- Lindsay Lohan
Pj bottoms- Johnny Depp
other- President Bush

Result: I am an emo "Paint" (WTF) who yelled at President Bush.